Got Wood ?

This video gives the term "got wood" a all new meaning.

After I finished watching this video I was forced by a strange will and furiously wanked over some hardcore pics of a busty pornstar, at the same time that I let loud Doom Metal invade my personal stereo and thats when it came...an idea, I mean.

Had to do something to erase that video from my memory,didn't teenagers have enough with the threat of going blind ?
Doesn't such a horrible threat keep teenagers asleep with their hands off the meat and two veg?
Was it really necessary to scare the poor children with such a weird and life threatening dummy?

I doubt it...Wanking is healthy,wanking doesn't transmit S.T.D.s, wanking doesn't get your girlfriend pregnant.

I can't understand these Christians !?! If they don't want us to have sex before marriage, why not "legalize" the wank ? Make it official, let us wank in name of the Lord.

Yes, I do understand that this argument might be radical or perhaps strange to say the least, but try to imagine the Pope giving a speech on the benefits of a good wank before breakfast and another after dinner ? As long as we wash our hands,would say His Holiness, the act of wanking will be considered saintly, just be careful where you squirt because the Almighty is everywhere.